by Daniel Erenberg

 3-D technology can make anything cheesy. So a film that is meant solely to scare the shit out of you might not be the best choice for it. I can sort of see what they were going for though. The first killing in the movie pops an eyeball out at you, and later in the film a human heart goes flying out into the audience. But these shots should elicit more shock and less giggles. The only time I jumped in the entire film was when an ugly dog went running towards the camera, followed by a dwarf woman chasing after it. That freaked the shit out of me. Moments later, when the killer (a dude in a miner’s uniform) cut a naked lady’s chest open with a pickaxe? Didn’t react at all. 

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January 24, 2009 at 2:01am